January 31, 2008
The Torch
Take a look at this. It's meant to be the World's Most Powerful Torch:
I have a funny feeling this is going to be banned in the U.K. I have a Maglite (the rechargeable version) and if you shine that into someone's eye they sure know about it. Can you imagine shinning this mean machine into someone's eye? Blindness for sure.
Not a bad price for it though, roughly £150. I wonder how much the bulbs are and how long the batteries last?
You can read all about it at the manufacturers website they are called Wicked Lasers
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November 22, 2007
ITV 4 Grand Slam Darts (2)
Din Don happened to record the Darts and took some photo's off the TV.
Thanks for sending these Din.
There's also a couple of videos with some dodgy dancing in them :-)
In the extended entry:
Ness and Ian Live on TV One night only:
Hi Marcus and Lisa Jersey:
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ITV 4 Grand Slam Darts
Ian, you've been framed.
Saw you on the T.V. last night and you're on Youtube today as well.
Can I have your Autograph :-)
You can see yourself clapping away about 9:48 (or -0.07) into the video.
It's in the extended entry:
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November 20, 2007
Gas Station Ghost Revealed
Finally I have managed to find out what the blue cloud, in the gas station, actually is.
Take a close look at the video in the extended entry and you can see for yourself.
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November 16, 2007
Blue Cloud in Parma
I want your opinion since most of you guys are pretty intelligent :-)
In the extended entry of this post is a video taken from CCTV of a "blue thing".
I've been reading comments left by people on different websites and can't believe what they are coming out with.
The different ideas include: Ghost, Plastic Bag, Insect, Angel, Jesus, God and Gas.
I wont say what I think it is yet but was interested to see what you lot thought it could be.
I'm pretty sure you will probably think the same way as me on this.
Well I hope so otherwise I am going crazy.
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October 5, 2007
Monkey Balls
For some reason I just had to put this up. It's probably ancient but what the hell, it made me laugh.
Oh and it's NSFW ish.
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September 4, 2007
Anthem for Jersey
For those of you who haven't seen or heard the following:
And here are some more songs for you:
Roadworks
Let's Take Sark
Jersey, Mon Vie!
Breda Through a Straw ***
Honorary On My Trail
Back in Jersey, Ay ***
Take That Grouville! ***
Use the Dunes
*** My favourites
If you want a bit more Jersey stuff from Hedley Le Maistre then you can see more at Hedley Le Maistre's website
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July 9, 2007
Video of the week
Isn't this just brilliant?
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June 19, 2007
Love it
I want me one of these:
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June 1, 2007
Cartoons I'd like to F*ck
Video of the week. Cartoons I'd like to F*ck.
Not sure whether it's sick or not but definitely funny.
My favourite bit is about Pebbles.
Performed by ZACHARIAH,
Song by Zachariah featuring Smooth-E,
Directed by Rick Qualliotine
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May 8, 2007
Baby and Snake
There's loads of strange video clips out there on the Internet. Some interesting, some N.S.F.W and some just plain sick.
I'm not sure what category I should put this video in, all I can say is why?
Pretty weird what some cultures get up to for fun.
Why?
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April 10, 2007
Mad Joyce Jersey
A new candidate for the States of Jersey?
Thanks to Kev for pointing this one out.
Look in the extended entry:
and this one:
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March 21, 2007
Saint Malo March '07
Just got back into work after a long weekend. Had been over to France for Lisa's Birthday. What a laugh we all had. 14 people in Saint Malo all on a mission to have a good time (get pissed). It seems we all managed it.
I tried to take a load of photo's over there but my camera decided that the flash wouldn't work and the auto focus was playing up, so I only managed to get a few half good ones which I have put up on my Flickr site.
The only way I could get any pictures, whatsoever, was by taking a video on my camera. This gave me a good idea (I know it's been done before but I found it funny) Pretend to take a photo but really video it. You should see some of the expressions I got on them. I was in hysterics, as you will probably tell when you see them. I've put them in the extended entry:
Philip, Mandy, Robert and Tony smiling for the camera:
JuJu and Jonna smiling for the camera:
Toots and Glen smiling for the camera:
Tony and his French Bitches smiling for the camera:
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March 7, 2007
Wooden Spoon head Trick
Just gotta do this sometime at a party. Looks well painful :-)
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Swearing Parrot
This is hilarious. Well if it is real that is, I'm not too sure. I would love a parrot like this little beauty.
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February 28, 2007
New Nintendo Wii advert
Squeal like a pig.
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February 16, 2007
French Anti Tank Missile
You just gotta watch this beauty. I'm just glad the French are allies of ours. Well some of the time they are. I wouldn't want to be at the other end of this Mother of a Weapon.
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January 5, 2007
Bell Ringing
Have been going through my camera this week and have come across a few strange bits and pieces.
I found one of an Elf/Goofy ringing bells in a Church on Christmas day.
Was quite funny so I've put it in the extended entry.
Make take a little while to load, so hang on in there:
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December 5, 2006
Xmas Number 1?
Yup it's me with my doubtful Christmas number ones again.
This time it is from an old favourite of mine, Twisted Sister.
I remember the days when we would go down to the shop and we would all buy 2 litres of cider, down it and then go to a mates place to headbang to "We're not ganna take it" and "I wanna Rock".
Well they have released a Christmas album now. Not the best in the world but it's a change from the over played and annoying regular Christmas music you hear every year. Almost makes me want to go out and buy some more cider and get smashed :-)
You can hear the whole album by clicking on the cover below. (Seems a little temperamental though but I managed to hear all of them in the end. Just keep clicking next track and they will play eventually)
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They also have a video out of "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" which is a remake of "We're not gonna take it". It's in the extended entry, as usual.
As I said before, I doubt it will get anywhere in the charts but it is a good laugh. Now where's that cider?
Twisted Sister - Oh Come All Ye Faithful
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December 4, 2006
Hug a Muslim
This is a locally made video by Anthony Lewis, who is trying to win a bet that he can get a Christmas number 1. The video was shot at the 5 mile road, in Jersey.
Will it get to number 1?
I don't think so but I'm sure they had fun filming it. What do you reckon?
The Website can be found here www.hugamuslim.co.uk
Video is in the extended entry:
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October 25, 2006
Hamster Fans
For all of you Harry the Hamster fans out there, here are a load more of his videos for you. Including the original "Harry looking for a female".
They are in the extended entry.
Update: As Rob has pointed out, I should put a NSFW tag on these. Or just put your headphones on.
Original Harry looking for a female
Harry yo Momma shotgun
Harry yo Momma bowling
Harry rap #1
Harry rap #2
Billy the naughty dog
Tigger hates hamsters
Funny sheep 18+
For more info on Harry the Hamster, including ringtones and stuff, go to his official website at harrythehamster69.piczo.com
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October 23, 2006
Chubby Hamster
This has got to be the funniest thing I saw this weekend. Thnx to Din who bluetoothed it over to my phone. A little chubby Hamster. Had me in stiches, I tell ya.
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October 20, 2006
Smiling Addiction
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June 22, 2006
Guitar Marathon
This guy is trying to beat the world record for playing a live guitar marathon. He started on the 21st June 2006 and needs to beat 44 hours constant playing. You can see the live feed here. Wonder if he will make it?
Posted by Markiss at 5:57 PM | Comments (2)
June 6, 2006
Old Girl Swearing
Don't know why but this seems quite amusing.
I suppose it's because you don't often hear your Gran saying things like F*ck or C*nt.
Good ole BBC.
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May 26, 2006
Random Videos
Here are two random videos I saw earlier today.
I just had to stick 'em up here for you guys to see.
Really bad date. I hope this deosn't happen to any of you girls.
and
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May 18, 2006
Terminator 4
You may have seen it before but if not take a look at Terminator and Jesus.
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April 20, 2006
Foreign Driving
You've got to watch this video of mad driving.
I have driven in some pretty strange places but nothing even comes close to this.
Not sure where it is but most people are saying it is in India. Seems like it is somewhere in Asia anyway.
The video is in the extended entry:
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March 28, 2006
Lucky dude 2
I showed you the lucky dude a few weeks ago who's life was saved by a tree blocking a car heading straight for him. Well this is lucky dude 2.
Whilst reenacting out how he won his car, he scratches another ticket landing him with $250000!
That's one lucky dude. Why doesn't that happen to me? Would help if we had a lotto over here I suppose!
Some ads on the site are NSFW
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March 25, 2006
Fat Boy
If you're gonna photo copy your ass, make sure you go on a diet first :-)
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March 6, 2006
Simpsons Live Intro
Some people have just got far too much time on their hands. Mind you it is quite good. Here are a load of people doing the human live version of the Simpsons introduction.
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February 24, 2006
Cat Back Flip
O.k one more post before I start the weekend and go home to order a takeaway (am starving).
I don't normaly post videos of cats doing stupid things but this actually made me laugh out loud. It's a classic.
Pinched from Break.Com
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February 21, 2006
Stoner
Just saw this a minute ago. A Stoner is being quized by a cop and he doesn't realise that he has got a joint behind his ear. Funny as hell.
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February 16, 2006
Scary Maze Kid
If you played the maze I put up the other day, you will know that it has a scary ending.
Well just look at how this kid reacts to it. Kinda cruel I think. He will be having nightmares for the rest of his life.
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February 8, 2006
Magic Fridge
Was told about this one in the pub tonight. (Thanks Rob) I just love this advert. The Magic Fridge.
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January 17, 2006
Scissors in Arm
Next time you think about spraying a nerd with water you best take a look to see if he has got any dangerous objects near him. Especially a pair of scissors. This has got to hurt!
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January 5, 2006
Rudolph Big Dick
Ok it's a little out of season for watching a video about Rudolph the red nose reindeer but what about Rudolph the Five Legged Reindeer?
I watched this and just loved it, so thought I would pass it on to you guys. It must have taken ages to make and is quite long but well worth watching.
Hope you enjoy it. (N.S.F.W) 18+
Posted by Markiss at 11:16 AM | Comments (3)
December 15, 2005
Dumb Ass Dog
This dog is seriously a Dumb Ass Dog. No honestly, you've gotta watch it to know what I mean. Dog v's Leg v's Bone.
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December 13, 2005
Good idea
Should have one in every pub and club I reckon.
Mans greatest invention
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December 9, 2005
Girlie Weight Lifting
Trying to impress someone by filming himself weight lifting but it goes seriously wrong. Nothing to do with the fish tank but more to do with him screaming like a little girl! I love this clip.
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November 29, 2005
Audio-Animatronic
This is just sooo cool. Lucky the Audio-Animatronic dinosaur is loose in Disney's California Adventure. I want one. But I want one that is five times the size.
Check out the videos of lucky below:
Clip # 1 Lucky walking and growling.
Clip # 2 Lucky being shown a flying pterodactyl (a helicopter)
Clip # 3 Lucky being introduced to a young fan
Clip # 4 Lucky don't eat it balloons as they give you wind!
You can read the full story at Mouse Planet
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November 25, 2005
Lucky Dude
Fuck me, I bet this dude is glad that tree was in the way. He would have been totally wasted if not! Talk about being lucky.
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November 10, 2005
Flying Poofs
I just had to put this up. I haven't got a clue what it's all about but I kinda found it funny. Some guys have taken a video of themselves jumping up and down then cut out the frames of them with their legs on the ground. So it makes for some funny viewing. Watch Poop Today.
Oh and I have got another good brain teaser for you guys tomorrow. Shouldn't be too difficult as I managed to do it in under 5 minutes!
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October 20, 2005
Rat Man
What would you do if you came face to face with a real life Rat Man? You would probably react a little like this bloke did but hopefully with a more butch scream (if you are a bloke of course)
This is another set up from Scare Tactics. It isn't quite as good as the Bigfoot one but comes in a close second.
It had me in stitches, so take a look at the Rat Man Movie and see what you think.
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May 18, 2005
Scare Tactics
I have three things to say about this video 1) If anyone ever did anything like this to me, I would have a Heart Attack. 2) If I managed to survive it, the person who organised it wouldn't survive. and finally 3) It's absolutely hilarious.Posted by Markiss at 5:26 PM | Comments (0)
