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July 18, 2007
House Spider
One of these gits is mucking with me.
Anyone who knows me, knows I don't get on with any animal with more than 4 legs.
So when I get in the car last night, hands full of files and I see one of these on my shoulder, you know what's going to happen.
I fukken lost it big style. Files everywhere, car bouncing up and down and some mad man shouting his head off. Luckily the car park was empty but I'm sure Jerry must have heard me.
Driving home last night was a nightmare. The little git was obviously still in my car somewhere and I didn't know where he was. I was scratching all over the place and even slapping the top of my head all the way home.
I thought I would have been a little better this morning on the way into work, but no, I'm still trying to brush the git off me.
Then I think to myself; Only a few days time and I wont have to use my car for a while, so hopefully it will be dead by the time I have to get in there again.
Stupid me looks up on the Internet and finds that they live for several fukken years! Arrrrggghhhh.
I need to get a new car.
Posted by Markiss at July 18, 2007 11:18 AM
Comments
OHMYHOLYFUCKINGCHRIST what do I see when I come here after several weeks, a freaking major spider. Are you trying to kill me, Mark? And it was in your car, no less, kill me now, six legs are all I can reasonably manage, you have killed me with my second heart attack. Thanks. The blood is on your hands now.
Posted by: lattegirl at July 18, 2007 12:09 PM
Hey Terry, just be glad you're not getting a lift back home with me tonight!
Posted by: Markiss at July 18, 2007 12:38 PM
Wind all the windows up, spray the car with as much insect killer as you can and then shut the door! leave overnight and all will be well.
Posted by: ellarose at July 18, 2007 11:06 PM
Ellarose, I think that is a great idea. Now to find some insect killer! Not that I normally have it in stock :-) Looks like I am going shopping tomorrow.
Posted by: Markiss at July 19, 2007 12:22 AM
