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March 22, 2007
Cunt Colo (u) ring Book
The Cunt Coloring book.
I've come across some strange things on Amazon before but I think this is the best so far and no I wasn't searching for it!
Posted by Markiss at 5:07 PM | Comments (4)
March 21, 2007
Saint Malo March '07
Just got back into work after a long weekend. Had been over to France for Lisa's Birthday. What a laugh we all had. 14 people in Saint Malo all on a mission to have a good time (get pissed). It seems we all managed it.
I tried to take a load of photo's over there but my camera decided that the flash wouldn't work and the auto focus was playing up, so I only managed to get a few half good ones which I have put up on my Flickr site.
The only way I could get any pictures, whatsoever, was by taking a video on my camera. This gave me a good idea (I know it's been done before but I found it funny) Pretend to take a photo but really video it. You should see some of the expressions I got on them. I was in hysterics, as you will probably tell when you see them. I've put them in the extended entry:
Philip, Mandy, Robert and Tony smiling for the camera:
JuJu and Jonna smiling for the camera:
Toots and Glen smiling for the camera:
Tony and his French Bitches smiling for the camera:
Posted by Markiss at 2:14 PM | Comments (4)
March 16, 2007
French Translation
It has come to my attention that some of you who are coming over to France this weekend can't speak a word of French. So I thought it would be a good idea to put a few useful French phrases here for you to use when over there. Try and learn these and you should get by quite well.
| French | English |
| Suce ma bite sal pute | Can I have a beer please |
| Frappe mon cul poilu | Could I have the bill |
| Ta mere suce le penis d'animaux pour l'argent | Thank you, here's a tip |
| Va te faire enculer | Good night, see you again tomorrow |
| J'ai envie de te vomir dessus | Yes the food was lovely thanks |
I hope this helps you guys. I'm sure the French locals will appreciate you at least trying to speak their language.
Posted by Markiss at 2:50 PM | Comments (5)
March 15, 2007
Water Rat's Itinerary 2007
The Water Rat's Itinerary for this year has now been organised. You can either download it here or you can take a look in the extended entry of this post.
DATE SAT |
LUNCHTIME SETTING THE TREND - NO RECOGNISABLE MUSIC |
EVENING WOODS END, BRAMERTON, NR14 7ED |
SUN |
FUR & FEATHERS |
THE SHIP, RIVERSIDE, |
MON |
WAVENEY INN, STAITHE
ROAD, |
GELDESTON LOCKS INN,
LOCKS LANE, GELDESTON, NR34 0HW |
TUES |
WAVENEY HOUSE HOTEL |
THE COMMODORE, COMMODORE
ROAD, OULTON BROAD, NR32 3HE |
WED |
REEDHAM FERRY INN |
THE REEDCUTTERS, STATION
ROAD,CANTLEY.NR13 3SH BEMA |
THURS |
FLOTILLA PARTY, |
BEAUCHAMP ARMS |
FRI |
NEW INN, 12 NEW INN
HILL |
COLDHAM HALL TAVERN |
SAT |
WONDERFUL WORSTEAD
FESTIVAL |
THAT’S ALL FOLKS |
Posted by Markiss at 2:06 PM | Comments (0)
Back from Hereford
Back from a short break in the U.K. What a great time I had. Stayed with a couple of friends I met in Africa. Drank and ate far too much, which is good :-)
Went down to Cardiff with them to meet a few other people too. Another couple we all met in Africa and also Dan (UK) and his girlfriend Marie. Had a great time seeing all of them.
That was the first time I have ever been to Hereford and Wales. Hereford seems to be like a bigger version of Jersey in some places. Without the beaches of course. I have never seen so much countryside. Cardiff was o.k, my favourite bit must have been walking around the Millennium Stadium. What an amazing place. Dan (uk) works there at the moment too. Didn't get any freebe tickets or anything though. Shame on you Dan :-)
Now it's back to work for 2 days then off to France for the weekend. Can't wait for that. Roll on the weekend.
Posted by Markiss at 1:40 PM | Comments (3)
March 8, 2007
IMified
I saw this over at Rob's site, so I am just testing it out. Basically I am creating a blog entry from Msn Messenger at the moment. Wonder if it works? One way to find out. Let's hit that "Send" button!
Posted by Markiss at 4:34 PM | Comments (0)
Bye Fish Tank
Today is the day I finally get rid of that indoor swimming pool, in other words my fish tank. I got in touch with the Jersey Herpetology Society and they loved the idea of getting hold of the tank. They are meeting me tonight to pick it up but there will only be 2 of them. We should be able to move it with 3 of us but will be a bit of a nightmare. I'm sure some of you guys will remember how much of a bitch she was to move but at last tonight will be the final time she is moved by me.
Oh and thanks again Dan for putting me in touch with them.
Posted by Markiss at 1:45 PM | Comments (5)
March 7, 2007
Wooden Spoon head Trick
Just gotta do this sometime at a party. Looks well painful :-)
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Swearing Parrot
This is hilarious. Well if it is real that is, I'm not too sure. I would love a parrot like this little beauty.
Posted by Markiss at 4:09 PM | Comments (1)
March 6, 2007
Time off soon
What is it about March? It just seems to be such a hectic month for some reason. Good thing that I will soon be on my hols. Well, more of a long weekend really. I am going over to the U.K to stay with some friends I met in Africa. Can't wait for that and when I get back it's only 2 days at work then off to France for the weekend too. Got a funny feeling lots of drink and food will be consumed.
Finally finished installing the lights in the conservatory. I've got them all on remote control too, so I don't even have to get up to turn them on. How lazy am I?
Will post a movie clip of them soon but having problems uploading stuff at the moment.
Update: Can now upload files, hopefully, so here are the lights. A bit crap but you get the idea.
In the extended entry:
Posted by Markiss at 2:16 PM | Comments (3)
March 2, 2007
Thylacine spotted.
It seems a Thylacine (Tasmanian Tiger) has been spotted by a German tourist recently. He has now vowed to go and take video footage of it to prove its existence.
Wouldn't it be great to find that it is still alive and breeding. It led a bit of a sad life around us humans, have a read for yourselves. The last one alive, which was in captivity, died in 1936.
This is an extract from the above link:
"When the zoo keepers discovered the animal had died, they responded by taking its body from its open enclosure and throwing it in the trash"
How sad is that considering they knew it was the last specimen in the world?
Posted by Markiss at 4:14 PM | Comments (22)
