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October 31, 2006

Comp 10

Ok, here is competition 10. This should be an easier one. See how far you can travel like Spiderman.
There is also going to be an extra point to see who can get the shortest distance.
If there is a tie break then each tied entry will get the same points.
I will give you until Monday again, so please have your screen shots in for then, so I can post the results on Tuesday.
Happy swinging.



Credits Gamezhero

Posted by Markiss at 2:31 PM | Comments (18)

Poppy Appeal

Don't know what to do in your Lunch hour?
Why not go down to British Home Stores (Jersey Branch) and say hello to Alan.
He is selling poppies to raise money for the Poppy Appeal for ex service men.
He will be outside the shop every lunch time between 12 and 2pm all this week and most of next week too.
I'm sure he would love to see you. Say Hi from me :-)

Posted by Markiss at 1:13 PM | Comments (0)

Competition 9 Entries

Have got your entries in thanks. Will put them up on this post a.s.a.p.

As promised here are the results:

First place with 37.082 seconds is Beav (3 points)
Second place with 36.504 seconds is Ani (2 points)
Third place with 35.364 seconds is Dan (1 point)
Fourth place with 34.769 seconds is Me (0 points)
Fifth place with 26.273 seconds is Donna (-1 point)

Well done Beav (Bastard) seems you are on a winning streak.
Ani and Dan were well close, so watch your butt's.
Better luck next time Din Don, I'm sure you will beat Beav soon :-)

You can see the screen shots sent in to me in the extended entry.

Beav's

Ani's

Dan's

Markiss'

Donna's

I will be putting up another competition very soon. As we need to get as many in as possible before Christmas.

Posted by Markiss at 12:04 PM | Comments (4)

October 27, 2006

Blog Birthday

My Blog is 3 years old today. Who would have thought it would still be going 3 years on? Especially with the stuff I put on here. I suppose it keeps me amused and also gives you guys something to do when you have exhausted the rest of the Internet. I wonder if it is still going this time next year?

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October 25, 2006

Hamster Fans

For all of you Harry the Hamster fans out there, here are a load more of his videos for you. Including the original "Harry looking for a female".
They are in the extended entry.

Update: As Rob has pointed out, I should put a NSFW tag on these. Or just put your headphones on.

Original Harry looking for a female

Harry yo Momma shotgun

Harry yo Momma bowling

Harry rap #1

Harry rap #2

Billy the naughty dog

Tigger hates hamsters

Funny sheep 18+

For more info on Harry the Hamster, including ringtones and stuff, go to his official website at harrythehamster69.piczo.com

Posted by Markiss at 11:59 AM | Comments (3)

October 24, 2006

Competition 9

Summer must be well and truly behind us now. So I am going to start up the competitions again. I haven't got a clue how many people are still with us but we will sus that out soon enough no doubt.
The rules, the point system and the winners prize are still the same.
This first game is a right Biatch to play.
I wont describe it, best you just go and have a look for yourselves and try it out a few times. Remember to click the Union Jack to display it in English first.
Send me the screen shots of your best scores to enter.
The closing date for this game will be next Monday. So that gives you all a weekend to try and sus it out.
The game is in the extended entry. Good luck.




I got this game from Zanorg

Posted by Markiss at 1:14 PM | Comments (16)

October 23, 2006

Chubby Hamster

This has got to be the funniest thing I saw this weekend. Thnx to Din who bluetoothed it over to my phone. A little chubby Hamster. Had me in stiches, I tell ya.

Posted by Markiss at 12:29 AM | Comments (13)

October 20, 2006

Smiling Addiction

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Fuck off Friday

It's Friday and that should be a good day most weeks.
Not for me as it would seem.

My computer has been infected with a virus or spyware type of thingy.
How did I get it? I haven't got a clue. Nothing downloaded recently and haven't opened any dodgy email attachments either.

How did I notice I had it? Because while I was working away my modem decided to start dialling. So I disconnected the telephone line quickly. Then the computer is really slow and sluggish. Just what I need today!

Have downloaded Spy Sweeper now and it picked up loads of Adware and a few Trojans too. Then Spy Sweeper decides to hang as well. I try to shut that down and windows wont let me because the system has locked it. Just fekkin' great.

I would rip my hair out if I had some.

Well I hope this makes you lot feel as though you are having a good day after all.

Posted by Markiss at 1:04 PM | Comments (3)

October 18, 2006

Bat out of Hell III

Did anyone else hear MeatLoaf live on the Radio this morning? Probably not since it was on Radio 2! He was bloody crap. Couldn't sing a note in key. I will still be buying the new album, Bat out of Hell III, as it would have been recorded in a studio and they would have made him sound a hell of a lot better. Also Marion Raven is featured on the album and she is well good. Oh and not forgetting that Nikki Sixx helped write it also Brain May and Steve Vai perform on it.
That's probably the only way Meat "Marvin Lee Aday" Loaf could get any sales from the album.

Posted by Markiss at 2:49 PM | Comments (3)

October 17, 2006

Keiko Fun Time

Under 35 years old? Are you a white male? Will you be going to Tokyo soon? Fancy not paying for a Hotel room? Maybe even want to have free sex with a local girl?
If you answered yes to all of the above then I have something for you.
Go and stay with Keiko. She sounds as though she is really up for it :-)

Posted by Markiss at 3:26 PM | Comments (0)

October 13, 2006

C'est Fini

Well that's the end of that working week. Looks as though I am going to have a good weekend too.
Tonight I am going to a race night. Hopefully to win some money but also to have a nice meal and a load of drinks with some mates.
Saturday I am going out for a friends Birthday bash down the Devil's Hole which should be a right laugh. Then on Sunday I will be doing the Thrift in the morning with a massive hangover. So please be gentle with me that day. Or I'll just die.
Have a good weekend guys.

Posted by Markiss at 4:51 PM | Comments (2)

October 11, 2006

Postage to Jersey

How annoying is it living in Jersey, when it comes to the Internet?
I have been trying to buy a bed online for about a week now and have found the exact one I want. I have the money to give them. Will they post it to Jersey? No, it's as simple as that. That goes for eBay too.
So what are my options then? I called a haulage company to go pick it up for me and they quoted me £591.
I think I'm going off the idea of getting a new bed.

Posted by Markiss at 3:55 PM | Comments (4)

October 10, 2006

Obi-wan Kenobi

Hmmmm? Nice Obi-wan Kenobi outfit.

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Smashed but happy

Have had a bit of spare time on my hands recently and decided to clean up my laptop and p.c at home. In doing so I came across a cracking photo of Alan, a mate of mine, at my old house in St Mary.
So I thought I would share it with you lot. Seems as though he is enjoying himself huh?

Posted by Markiss at 12:02 PM | Comments (0)

October 6, 2006

Catching up

Ok ok I have been slacking since I got back from my hol's. I just can't seem to get back into the swing of things yet. Summer has finally finished and the heating is slowly coming back on in the office. It probably would be coming on at home too if it wasn't for the fact that it isn't bloody working. More money!
I haven't had a lack of things to blog about either, it's just the getting round to doing it that seems to be the problem. So here's the stuff I missed out on this week:

Rob got a new job and I wanted to congratulate him. So Congratulations mate, I hope you settle in and really enjoy it.

Alan passed his driving test. Well done you, about time too ;-) Only messing.
No excuse for you not to take us all on a pub crawl round the Island now.

It was also Din Don's Birthday on Wednesday which I forgot to mention. So a Happy belated B'day from my blog Donna :-)

Finally:
I got my Kiss Jacket back from the alteration shop yesterday. It nearly fits me now too! It should fit me in the winter when I am wearing BIG clothes though. I dread to think how much it cost me in total but it's something I always wanted and now I've got it.

Now I've caught up with everything I am going to try and stay on top of it all. Plans for the future include getting the competitions going again. We've all had the summer off and now it's time to compete. Hopefully somebody will knock me off the top spot. Beav is in close second place and in the running for the Voucher. So my money is on him to win.
Anyway, back to work now. Ta Ta.

Posted by Markiss at 11:34 AM | Comments (5)

October 2, 2006

Elephant kills in Kenya

I haven't even been back from Kenya for a week yet and what's on the news today?
An African elephant has killed a tourist in the Masai Mara. He apparantely got married over there and was trampled to death a week later. His wife was unhurt.
I must admit when you are 10 feet away from one of these animals, like we were:
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You know that if they wanted to turn your car over they could easily.
We had a wedding at our Hotel last Monday, kind of feels really weird to think it could be the same couple.

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