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December 30, 2004
It has arrived
Now my next entry is going to make me feel well selfish after the last post. My sound card arrived today! Well it's a sound card and a mixing amp etc etc. Looks awesome. Am going to finish work a bit early today so I can fit the thing and start to annoy the neighbours properly this time. Let's just hope I don't fry the thing like I did with my spare hard drive. Now that only cost £30 I didn't really mind that.Posted by Markiss at 2:48 PM | Comments (0)
Tsunami Earthquake
I had said, to myself, that I wouldn't mention the Tsunami Earthquake on my blog because I just know everyone in the world knows the score! BUT! After watching the news for a couple of hours last night I decided to do my little bit here. You never know, if only one of you follow this link and make a donation then it was worth it. Disasters Emergency Committee - Tsunami Earthquake Appeal. Do keep trying if you can't get through, the site seems to be overwhelmed with people trying to make donations, so you may not get through straight away. I managed after 3 attempts. Just £50 can build a house for 4 people. Just think, £50, that's really small fry compared to what those guys are going through. Anyway, not lecturing anyone :-) As I said before, you all know the score. Maybe I am just making myself feel better by putting this post up. I mean I have just spent 100's of pounds on stupid things for Christmas. That £50 I just donated sure feels like the best spent money so far this Christmas! That's for sure. Go on don't think about it, do it :-) Thanks for listening.Posted by Markiss at 12:50 PM | Comments (0)
December 29, 2004
Service pack 2
Don't know if it is a stupid thing to do but I have just installed Windows service pack 2 on my works computer. I tried it on my home p.c for a month and all seems fine, so I thought I would give it a go. Backed up my old system and went for it. No problems at the moment. Fingers crossed! Everything I have tried works fine. Was a bit worried about AutoCad but seems ok. Can stop sweating now!Posted by Markiss at 3:37 PM | Comments (0)
Back to normal
Back at work now. It all seemed to go far too quickly really. That's because everyone seemed to have a great time, I think! I certainly did. A quick run down on my Christmas: Christmas Eve: Down to our local at 9:30pm closed at 11:30pm then upstairs to managers flat for party. Left there at about 2:30am (ish) Christmas Day: Up at 9am, pressie opening ritual. Down to Brother's to see rest of familly. Off to Colin's house. Back to Brother's to pick Mum up. Off to local for a couple free drinks. 1:30pm back to my house. Start cooking Turkey at 2pm. Finally sit down to eat at 5pm after cutting end of my finger off (well it felt like that, didn't stop bleeding for ages). Everyone bloated 6pm people start coming round at about 6:30pm, they keep arriving until 11pm. Party finally finishes at 6:18am. Yes I checked the time! Boxing Day (Bro's Birthday): Down to his house at 2pm. Eat, drink then off to local (Again) Christmas draw in the pub, I won 5 prizes! Then up to mangers flat for party number 2. Left about 3am. So that's about it really. Xlnt time. Oh yes and of course my speakers are all up and running (nearly). I only have the front 2 speakers and the sub working at the moment. Am waiting for the sound card to come down so I can plug in the other 5 speakers. Can't wait. Hope you all had a good one too.Posted by Markiss at 3:17 PM | Comments (0)
December 28, 2004
Wow
Oh my god! Speakers are up and running now. I can annoy everyone :) Hope you all had a great Christmas. Have missed you all. Now back to the big bass speakers :) Wicked!Posted by Markiss at 1:01 AM | Comments (0)
December 24, 2004
That is it
This could well be the last entry on my site this year. Well maybe not, I would imagine there could be some pissed up moments over the Christmas period when I am online and decided to talk about a load of crap but what the hell :-) Here's hoping you lot have a great Christmas. I'm leaving work in an hour, can't wait! Oh and I suppose I can leave you with one last prank for Christmas. Remember, if you do try out any of these, I would love to hear from you.
Wet Pants
You need a funnel/rolled up magazine, a penny, a glass of water, and one gullible victim.
Tell your friends/victim that you can do a great trick. Put the funnel in your pants and put the penny on your chin. Drop the penny off your chin into the funnel. When they see you perform this easy trick they will either want to try it or tell you anyone can do that. When they do, challenge them to go ahead and try. After your victim has the funnel in their pants, and as they put the penny up onto their face, you pour the water into the funnel.
If your victim is not laughing, you should start running.
Posted by Markiss at 12:49 PM | Comments (0)
December 23, 2004
Only at Christmas
THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS1. Talk about huge, firm, delicious, succulent, inviting breasts!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Seconds? I can handle thirds, maybe even fourths!
9. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
10. Just pull the skin back, try the end of it and see how you like it!
11. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
12. Don't play with your meat.
13. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
14. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
15. There will be enough for everyone to get stuffed three of four times!
16. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
17. You still have a little bit on your chin.
18. How long will it take after you stick it in?
19. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
21. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
22. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
23. Oh please, can I have just a little nibble?
Posted by Markiss at 6:18 PM | Comments (0)
W T F?
Can someone please tell me what the fuck this is all about? NumanumaPosted by Markiss at 4:31 PM | Comments (0)
December 22, 2004
Favourite Swear word?
Well Channel 4 presenters have some Ideas for you. Take a look.Posted by Markiss at 7:12 PM | Comments (0)
Moving Present
All you need to spread a little holiday cheer is heavy weight fishing line, a shoebox, wrapping paper and bright red ribbon.
Here is how the joke unfolds.
Neatly wrapped and bound, an empty gift will be placed under the Christmas tree. Tell someone in the room that it is theres. Not seeing the fishing strand tied to the ribbon, their eyes light up and their face glows with a delighted smile as they bend over to retrieve the friendly gesture. When the present is almost in hand, you yank the gift from their clutches. You will no doubt laugh your ass off at their expressions.
Good one for kids!
Posted by Markiss at 6:15 PM | Comments (0)
CD
Just received the Cd in the post from Jeremy. Thanks mate I will let you know what I think of it when I have had the chance to listen to it!Posted by Markiss at 6:13 PM | Comments (0)
December 21, 2004
P-P-P-Powerbook!
If you like pranks you gotta read this. Basically a scammer tries to rip off Jeff for a powerbook. But gets a nasty suprise at the end of it. Enjoyable reading. The Powerbook Prank: He wanted a Powerbook. We gave him a P-P-P-Powerbook!Posted by Markiss at 6:45 PM | Comments (0)
Christmas Dinner
Christmas Dinner May be Late this year!Posted by Markiss at 2:46 PM | Comments (0)
Jersey Brats
More idea's have been sent in for the Jersey Brats. Thanks to Beav this time! Keep 'em coming.......Posted by Markiss at 2:32 PM | Comments (0)
Pin a glass
Tell someone you can pin a glass of water to the wall -- a real glass, not a paper cup, using an ordinary straight pin. Naturally they won't believe, so you set out to prove it.
Get a glass of water and a pin. Hold the glass up to the wall and start to pin it up. And then drop the pin. You've got the glass in position just right, so you ask your victim real nice to get the pin for you. When they bend down to pick it up, dump the water on their head.
Posted by Markiss at 12:59 PM | Comments (0)
Day off
Just had a nice long weekend, had decided to take Monday off. So now I only have a few days left this week until the Christmas weekend! Can't wait, it's promising to be a good one too. Party Christmas Eve, Christmas day, Boxing day and the day after that too. Just not looking forward to going back to work on the 29th! I will think about that when the day comes.Posted by Markiss at 12:54 PM | Comments (0)
ADSL
I really need to sort this ADSL out! Keeps disconnecting all the time! Doing my head in now. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Posted by Markiss at 1:32 AM | Comments (0)
December 19, 2004
Call of Duty
I have decided I must be the worlds worst player of Call of Duty. I have been playing it online with a load of "Call of Duty" freaks and I manage to stay alive for about 1 minute each time. Shall I give up? Nah let's go and try to kick some Butt's :-)Posted by Markiss at 5:55 PM | Comments (0)
Pissed Moment
Yo Scottie :-)Posted by Markiss at 2:04 AM | Comments (0)
December 17, 2004
Drugged up Pig
Have been asked to put this up on my site, apparently "He's wicked" :-)
I think he needs to calm down on the drugs a bit!
Check out Piggy. Poor Fella!
Posted by Markiss at 4:31 PM | Comments (0)
Chauvinist
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.Ba Boom!
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Ba Ba Boom!
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
(Not a chauvinist pig, just having a laugh.) If you are offended, please follow these rules:
Change the word "woman's" for "man's" in the first joke.
Change the word "men" for "women" and "wifes" for "husbands" in the second.
And finally re-write the Bible for the third :-)
Posted by Markiss at 12:43 PM | Comments (0)
T-Shirt Competition
Thanks to Jeremy for the latest design entry into the Jersey Brats T-Shirt competition. You people are starting to show your true colours when it comes to using your art programs. Keep 'em coming!Posted by Markiss at 11:35 AM | Comments (0)
Friday
Friday at f*cking last........... For some reason I have been really looking forward to this weekend. Nothing planned but just really looking forward to a good weekend. We shall see what happens :-) I feel like I am going to be on a roll!Update:
I think it's because I have been listening to Whitesnake and Van Halen for the last couple of days.
Posted by Markiss at 10:10 AM | Comments (0)
December 16, 2004
Pub Crawl
I have now found the best way to get around on a pub crawl in Jersey. Just take a look at this contraption. Only problem is finding someone sensible enough to do the steering! Hey, you could even fit a little bar table to the middle so you could take a pint with you too.Posted by Markiss at 7:09 PM | Comments (0)
Tripwire
You need some party poppers, dental floss, Duct tape, and Talcum powder or whatever you feel like shooting at someone to pull off this funny prank.
First off, remove the bottom cardboard disk of the party popper and take out the ribbons that normally get shot out of it. Replace the innards with your talcum powder or other powdery substance and reinsert/replace the disk. Now attach the string end you pull to detonate the popper to one end of the dental floss. Choose a place to put the tripwire (e.g. the inside of a door frame) and use duct tape to attach the party popper facing towards your intended victim (preferably head or crotch height). Roll out enough dental floss and tie it to something solid. When the wire is tripped, the explosive will shoot the Talcum powder out at the person who tripped the booby wire (covering them in it). Hours of pranking fun!
Posted by Markiss at 5:09 PM | Comments (0)
Bored?
"Someone keeps stealing my letters..." Fridge magnets thingy!Posted by Markiss at 2:53 PM | Comments (0)
Google Porn Results
At last I have the results in. Now because of you lot, I decided to do a little experiment just to save you the hassle of course! I do these experiments so you don't have to :-)Now thanks to BabyNamesWorld.com I found loads of girls names from around the world to do my search's with. The results weren't that suprising either. Here's what I found:
Names that brought up no or next to no porn were:
Britannia
Beatrix
Betsy
Edwina
Joyce
Hannah
Creda
Gaye
Rosemary
Names that brought up tons of porn were:
Angelique
Bridgette
Chantel
Charmaine
Cherie
Desiree
Dominique
Elle
Emmanuelle
Francine
Gigi
Jacqui
Lisette
Michelle
Monique
Rachelle
Satin
Susie
Suzy
Tracy
My Conclusion:
Girls with English or Old English names don't become porn stars.
Girls with French names DO!!!!!!!!!
Now which of my search's turned up the most porn, I hear you ask?
The answer is simple. TITS. Now I am sure that must be a girls name. Isn't it? :-)
Posted by Markiss at 1:52 PM | Comments (0)
Reminder
Must remind Rob to do my map! Words to remember: Norsex.. Sex Mouth.... Etc etc. Don't mind me :-) Just wondering!Posted by Markiss at 1:27 AM | Comments (0)
December 15, 2004
Mobile Phone Prank
Change your name in one of your friend's mobile phone to someone like their boyfriend/girlfriend or mum etc etc. Then ring them while sitting next to them. The person's name will come up on the screen. Don't say anything and hang up after a few seconds. Do it quite a few times. Then either own up and watch their face or don't tell them but change your name back secretly and do it again next time your with them. If you don't own up it'll be hilarious as well to watch the person's whose name you used denying they didn't keep prank calling your friend!!!!!
Posted by Markiss at 5:51 PM | Comments (0)
Google Porn
Just thinking, is it possible to do a search of a womans Christian name on Google Image Search without getting some form of porn in the results? I wonder what names are the most and least pornographic names! Seems I have set myself a task for this evening.Posted by Markiss at 5:50 PM | Comments (0)
December 14, 2004
Jersey Brats
Thanks to some more of you who have sent me some more entries for The Jersey Brats Designs and Ideas. Keep 'em coming...........Posted by Markiss at 6:50 PM | Comments (0)
Bathroom Cam
I'm sure I have mentioned this one before, but still an xlnt one to make your mates blush.
Take your Video camera Enter your Bathroom / Wc From the other side of the room to the toilet, stand on a chair and video a shot (from near the ceiling) of your toilet seat (about 5 mins should do) When someone leaves the room to go to the bog. Put the cassette in your video player. Just before the person re-enters the room start playing the tape - with everyone in the room laughing at the TV screen.
WATCH THE FACE OF THE PERSON RE-ENTERING THE ROOM !!
An even better thing to do would be to take a digital photo of the toilet and burn it on a cd. Put the cd in your dvd and show it on your tv screen. (Only works with compatible dvd players though, mine is compatible by the way :-)
Posted by Markiss at 2:17 PM | Comments (0)
December 13, 2004
City Jumper
Warning Addictive game ahead. See if you can beat 23 levels on City JumperPosted by Markiss at 8:04 PM | Comments (0)
Anti shopping lifting
Go shopping with a friend that you want to pull a practical joke on. When you are in the shop, pull one of those tags that set off the store's alarms off of an item in the store, slip the tag into your friend's pocket. Have fun...
"Warning"........ May get really annoying after 3 or 4 times.
Posted by Markiss at 4:43 PM | Comments (0)
Grand Illusions
Here's something for you to make. This is actually quite cool. It's a little dragon, that is made from paper, that stares at you from where ever you are in the room. His head appears to move from side to side and up and down. If you don't believe me, take a look at this video. Once you have done that why not download the pdf file and make your own. Should keep the kids amongst us busy for a while!Grand Illusions-Dragon Optical Illusion
Posted by Markiss at 4:39 PM | Comments (0)
Monday Blues
Firstly I would like to say Happy belated Birthday to Jeremy apparently he is one year older but none the wiser now! Join the club. So on with the Monday Blues........ Got into the office this morning feeling the affects of the previous weekend. Mouth and throat feeling dry so needed some water, opened my fridge and pulled out a bottle of ice. It's really really cold here today. So what was Markiss up to this weekend? Friday night I finished work early so I could get ready to go out for a meal with a couple of mates. We went out for an Indian meal. The meal was xlnt. Then off to the Old Court House for a few drinks. Wasn't a late one and managed to stay pretty sober too! Makes a change for me :-) Saturday was a different story though. Went down to the local at 8pm and the drinks were flowing pretty well. At the end of the night, someone said party back at my place, so party it was. There were about eight of us to begin with. Beers flowing well again. My Father joined us at about 1 am. He was on a right roll and seemed to really enjoy himself. Then for some reason at about 3 am there was a knock on the door and about 10 people came in and joined us. Only 2 of whom I knew. A good bunch of lads and apparently they were the St Ouens football team. So out came the Jack Daniels and that's kind of the last thing I remember. Obviously I had a good one then. Sunday ended up being a good day too. We were going out for a meal at the Windmill. Well meant to be going there! We had a table booked for 11 people. But I was talking to the Chef the night before and he told me that the staff at the Windmill were going to go on Strike for Sunday. Funnily enough, he was right. We got a phone call from the Windmill on Sunday morning telling us that "Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Restaurant will be closed today". Unforeseen? My Arse! If you could be bothered to pay your Staff in the first place then this wouldn't have happened! Anyway....... In the end we all went to St Mary's Country Inn for a meal. It was surprisingly good too. Well that was my weekend. Now back to work for another week.Posted by Markiss at 2:30 PM | Comments (0)
December 10, 2004
Snowflakes
This game may seem to be innocent and easy when you start to play it but when you are joined by your mates in the game, it doesn't half start to get really stressful. SnowFlake GamePosted by Markiss at 6:01 PM | Comments (0)
Income Tax
For those of you who live and work in Jersey. Read this and weep! The full impact will not hit home until you complete the spreadsheet with your own personal details.Happy Christmas?? I don't think so.
Posted by Markiss at 2:48 PM | Comments (0)
Cards
It saves me sending out loads of cards. So here are some Christmas Card Deer for you :-)Posted by Markiss at 2:16 PM | Comments (0)
Get Your Friends Wet
Get Your Friends Wet
Get a glass cup and a broom and a chair. Fill the cup to the rim with some sort of liquid. Stand on the chair and hold the cup to the ceiling. MAKE SURE THE RIM TOUCHES THE CEILING! ! ! Tell the victim that you are doing an experiment, and need their help. Tell them to hold the broom so the handle is pushed up against the bottom of the cup. Then grab the chair and run! ! !
Posted by Markiss at 12:39 PM | Comments (0)
It is here
Was downstairs in the office this morning. What did I see? I saw the postman struggling, up the stairs, with a massive box. Printed on the side of the box was "Amazon.co.uk". Big smile fell on my face. What was it? It was 29 Kg's of pure muscle for my Boyz room. Anyone fancy a party? Oh and I need a hand getting it into my car. Help......Posted by Markiss at 12:21 PM | Comments (0)
December 9, 2004
Fun With Markiss
POP YOUR EYEBALL WITH A FORK
When out with friends, give everyone the jitters by playing with a fork very close to your eyeball. Use the tines (fork prongs) to pull your eyelid down, etc. Everyone is creeped out. Now take one of those tiny plastic cups of milk, cup it in your hand and hold it up to your eye without anyone noticing, use the fork to poke holes in the paper lid (looks like you're stabbing your eye), then squeeze the cup and scream while dropping the fork! White gunk will squirt all over the table.
(More to come over the Christmas period)
Posted by Markiss at 2:30 PM | Comments (0)
Cuddly Uterus Doll
So first came the little Ballsies to wear round your neck. Now I didn't want to leave the Gurlz parts out so I give you The Cuddly Uterus Doll . Anyone who makes this must send me a picture please.Posted by Markiss at 2:27 PM | Comments (0)
December 8, 2004
Jersey Brats Update
Thanks to Kel and Dan who have sent me some idea's for the Brats T-Shirt so far. Keep 'em coming please. If ever you are feeling bored just get onto your art software and give it a go. The more the merrier.
You can see the two I have received so far on The Jersey Brats page.
Thanks again guys.
Posted by Markiss at 7:41 PM | Comments (0)
Decorations
This is my first Christmas (ish) post. Promise not to bore you too much with Christmas but here goes. Last night I finally put the decorations up............! And that was it :-) Oh, all right a little more then. I had a bottle of wine and listened to some of that horrible Christmas music whilst doing it too. Just to make me feel that bit worse :-) Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Christmas, I just can't stand it going on for month's and month's. The actual 3 days I will be celebrating Christmas will be really good. Christmas Eve will be spent down the local with mates and then up to the Land Lords place to have a few late swiftys. Christmas day is a case of wake up really early, still half cut and go to see my Brother and his family. 3 Neices in all. It's always good to see some children on Christmas day. They make you realise just what Christmas is all about. Have Champagne and Caviar (Posh huh?) oh and not that Caviar! Then down to the local again! Meet up with everyone down there, top up with more beer, then back home to cook for 5 people. After Lunch / Dinner people from the surrounding area are going to come round to finish off the party. Last year it didn't finish until 6:30am! Then comes Boxing day. As you might imagine, I have a sleep in that day but then it will be down to my Bro's again for more drinks and to wish him a happy Birthday. And that's it! No more Christmas after that. I can only take a certain amount of it all. Well that's my Christmas bit all done with now. Carry on :-)Posted by Markiss at 4:07 PM | Comments (0)
Phoenix
Right, game number 4 see if you can beat me on this one then. You have a week........ Play PhoenixPosted by Markiss at 3:07 PM | Comments (0)
24 years ago!
24 years ago on this day 2 things happened:1) John Lennon was shot dead - John Lennon was shot four times in the back by Mark Chapman who had asked the former Beatle for his autograph only hours before he laid in wait and killed him. What a waste of a life. He was one of my all time favourite musicians. "Well Well Well" I hope you are rotting in your cell Chapman, "Nobody Loves You". (Calm it Markiss)
Just for the record, Chapman is currently serving life in Attica prison near "New York City". In October 2004 he failed for the third time to secure his release. Duh! Now there's a suprise. You deserved "What you got". I would "Imagine" he would be a lot safer in there than if he was let out.
& on a lighter note
2) One of my few readers was born on that day too. Happy 24th Birthday Jodie. Have a good one :-)
Posted by Markiss at 11:15 AM | Comments (0)
December 7, 2004
Ballsies
Just had to post this. Ballsies - The Jewelry With The Most Would you wear 'em?Posted by Markiss at 5:26 PM | Comments (0)
Electric Scooter
Last night I was watching a mate on his daughters new scooter. (Very similar to the one above) It's electric, it has all the relevant lights and goes about 20 kph. As usual my brain went into overdrive. I want a couple. What a laugh that would be, going on a pub crawl on those!
Well today I have been looking into whether or not it would be legal to ride them on the roads. My mate said it is perfectly legal to ride them on the roads and you don't need a license or helmet.
Unfortunately it looks as though I have found out that it isn't the case.
Motorised scooter gift warning.
Nevermind, another great idea gets thrown into the rubbish heap.
Posted by Markiss at 4:09 PM | Comments (0)
December 6, 2004
Ouch
Another weekend over with. But what a good one it was. A few mishaps but in the whole it went well. I think the worst part of it must have been the little escaped with me and a lamp post. Yes I did the classic, talking to someone and walked full pelt into a lamp post! Hurt like cr*p too. While I was seeing stars and spinning out, 2 of my mates were literally on the floor laughing their heads off at me! Just charming, thanks guys.... Saturday evening was our thrift payout. So now the bank account looks a little better (for the next couple of days). Hardly had to put my hand in my pocket that night either, as I was brought loads of pints by happy thrift members. Sunday went out for lunch with my family. Went to Chateau la Chaire and was treated by my Father. Thanks Dad. It was great to see everyone (even though I work with most of them) especially my nieces. They don't half grow up quickly. Seems it wont be long until they are buying Uncle Markiss a pint down the local. Then it comes to Monday. I am meant to be on holiday today but I am writing this entry from my office! Managed to do a little shopping in town this morning but then got called into work to do some urgent stuff for a builder. Wont bore you with the details but it is nearly 6pm now and am still in the office! Looking forward to getting out of here and finishing my day off. Geeeeeez, I have only had 12 days off so far this year and have had to come into work on 2 of those too.Posted by Markiss at 6:38 PM | Comments (0)
December 3, 2004
Laptop
Hmmmmm? Be careful where you leave your laptop. (Wish I had one to leave somewhere!)Posted by Markiss at 5:09 PM | Comments (0)
December 2, 2004
Tokyos Sky City
Cities in the sky fact or fiction? Well it looks like it could be fact soon.
Quote from the Discovery Channel:
"Each Sky City unit would be more than three times the height of the 986 feet tall Eiffel Tower. The animation above shows how the Eifeel Tower would look next to the bottom part of a single Sky City.
It would house 35,000 residents and host 100,000 daily workers, students and visitors. This space-age city in the sky might seem like science fiction, but it provides an alternative to where humans might live as our most crowded cities become even more densely populated."
Seems like a great idea to me. Also seems like they will become magnets for terrorism too!
Take a look at Tokyo's Sky City in more detail
Posted by Markiss at 6:58 PM | Comments (0)
Jersey Brats
I need help...... (Well most of you knew that anyway)
But seriously. If anyone fancies giving me a hand designing next years Jersey Brat logo, I would love some design ideas or even your own completed design.
You may not know what we are all about so pop over to our homepage and have a look. Go on be a sport and actually try and design something. You never know, you might even enjoy it. If I like your design best, it will be used for the 2005 tour! How good is that? Oh and of course the winner will get his or her own T-Shirt to show off :-) Instructions and ideas for designs are on the homepage so go on click it, you know you want to.
Jersey Brats Home Page
Posted by Markiss at 4:23 PM | Comments (0)
Loud loud LOUD
Another installment in the "escapades of Markiss buying Boyz toyz" is with us. Unfortunately the speaker system I had on order is now out of stock. That seems to have been a blessing in disguise. I have now ordered a Creative GigaWorks S750 set. Now get a load of this specification. 70 Watts RMS per channel (7 channels) and 210 Watts RMS subwoofer. Yup that's 7 speakers in all and put together it is a massive 700 Watts in power! Watch out St Mary's, Markiss is coming home. (Rubbing hands together and EVIL grin)Posted by Markiss at 1:05 PM | Comments (0)
250MB Hotmail
At last, as you can see, Hotmail have stuck to their word and upgraded my account to 250 mb's. Took them a while but I now have it. Was I the last person in the world to get the upgrade or are any of you lot still waiting? Don't hold your breath if you are.
Posted by Markiss at 11:51 AM | Comments (0)
December 1, 2004
Nearly Forgot
Posted by Markiss at 6:39 PM | Comments (0)
Black Dude
You dude !
Posted by Markiss at 5:24 PM | Comments (0)
Heeeeelp please
Number | Type | Location | Width (m) | Height (m) | Total (m²) |
W1 | Window | Living Room | 1.10 | 1.20 | 1.32 |
W2 | Bay Window | Living Room | 2.10 | 1.20 | ? Help |
W3 | Window | Dining Room | 1.10 | 1.20 | ? Help |
Posted by Markiss at 2:12 PM | Comments (0)
