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May 27, 2004

Inner Peace

By following the simple advice I read in a newspaper article, I have finally found inner peace........the article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished................... and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Gin, 1/2 a bottle of red wine, a small box of chocolates, 3 shots of tequila, a can of lager, a large spliff and some cheese triangles.

You have no idea how fucking good I feel.... :-)

You may pass this on to those you feel are also in need of Inner Peace.........................


Posted by Markiss at May 27, 2004 1:04 PM

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